Monday, June 16, 2014

Embarrassment For Dummies

"Here, let me get that for you." She was stunning, and he was...flummoxed.

Why would a bookstore have such high shelves? More importantly, why would they put a self-help book about
Finding Your Confidence up so high? Flustered, he quickly thanked the woman in the blue dress and bolted for the nearest exit.


As the security alarm rang and drew all eyes to the front of the store, the man turned every shade of red imaginable. Miss Blue Dress walked up, smiled, and turned off the alarm. "I really hope you weren't looking to steal from my store."

She was the owner.

Of course.

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